if im crying over something fictional, saying ‘ugh it’s /just/ a _______’ will make it so much worse
sometimes i like to cover myself in vaseline. what do you mean do i pretend to be a slug. dont force your religion onto me.
oh my. what a shock. an attractive ADULT actor has sex. safe sex. oh the horror. the horror. how could an actor who was famous as a child ever have sex. my childhood is ruined now that i know she has sex. i never knew she would ever do such a disgusting unnatural thing like have sex. i am appalled. wow.